...When You're At Walmart!


1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms (works better for the female restrooms... haha)

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Housewares"... and see what happens

4. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M'S on lay away

5. Move a 'CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone"?

8. Look right into a security camera and use it as a mirror; then pick your nose!

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme song

11. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna' look

12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, get on the floor and assume the fetal position; screaming "NO! NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door; wait a while, then yell (very loudly) "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

15. Grab a lot of those little bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting"Go Pikachu! Go!"

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Well, I thought these were pretty funny.